Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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