Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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