I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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