Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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