Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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