do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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