What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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