im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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