Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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