I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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