I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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