Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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