your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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