So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It's blow job season.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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