Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
so explain again why im purple
no
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Randomize
