Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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