Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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