I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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