So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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