Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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