big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Just high enough for therapy.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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