just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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