I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I think people are normalizing furries
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Randomize
