She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Randomize
