I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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