Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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