i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Never underestimate the power of titties
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