did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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