Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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