i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I'm passing your future prison.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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