Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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