So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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