you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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