So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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