worst night to have a conscience
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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