I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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