People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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