it wasn't lemon gatorade
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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