I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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