He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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