i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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