Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I just had sex on a roof
i need some magic done to my vagina
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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