Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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