a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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