What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
This is classic penis vs brain.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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