I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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