another moral hangover. fuck.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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