What did we do last night that was yellow?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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