so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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