He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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