oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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