Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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